Get Shazza and Dazza through the day before she packs her shit and leaves.
One free episode a day, and every call is yours. Shazza’s suitcase keeps score.
Who are these two Aussie legends?
Shazza runs the show. She’ll tell you so. Dazza has a brilliant idea roughly every eleven minutes and has never once followed through. They’ve got a fibro house, a Hills Hoist, an esky that doubles as the coffee table, and a ute held together by an f-bomb and cable ties.
Every day in Bogan World starts with the hope of being normal. Get to Kylie’s 40th, say, or survive Christmas at the rellies. You get to make the calls, and it goes about as well as you’d expect.
How a day goes
- Bad call. Shazza packs something. Her good thongs first. The air fryer, if it gets that far.
- Good call. They pash, and the last thing she packed goes back where it lives.
- Neither. Shazza looks straight at you. “Still thinking.”
Fill the suitcase and she rings her sister. Dazza reckons she’ll be back tomorrow. He’s usually right, which is the worst part.